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The madam opened the brothel door and in walked a young man.
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Best Lawyer Joke Ever!
Posted in Jokes with tags jokes, Julie Hock, Lawyers, Scottish Brothel on February 11, 2013 by Jarrod BoyleAmazing Porn
Posted in Film, Jokes, Pornography on December 6, 2012 by Jarrod Boylehttp://video.xnxx.com/video2980836/amber_deluca
This is the most stone-cold bizarre – and remarkable – porn I have seen. I’m not sure what it is that I like best about it; perhaps it is the scenario, the performances, the amazing stunts or the soundtrack.
It has, however, alerted me to the fact that I must be a very boring, mundane person in the boudoir.
WARNING: This is pornography. Do not watch if you are under eighteen, offended by graphic representations of sex, yadda yadda.
Lawyer Joke
Posted in Jokes on August 12, 2012 by Jarrod Boyle
How do you get a group of personal injury lawyers to smile for a picture?
Just say “Fees!”
Socrates' Wisdom: Truth, Gossip and its Relationship to His Wife
Posted in Jokes with tags Socrates on August 12, 2012 by Jarrod Boyle
Keep this in mind the next time you are about to repeat a rumour or spread gossip.
In ancient Greece (469 – 399 BC), Socrates was widely lauded for his wisdom. One day an acquaintance ran up to him excitedly and said, “Socrates, do you know what I just heard about Diogenes?” Read more »
Lawyer Joke
Posted in Jokes with tags Lawyers, scum on July 30, 2012 by Jarrod BoyleQ: What’s the difference between a lawyer and an onion?
A: You cry when you cut up an onion.
Lawyer Joke
Posted in Jokes on July 27, 2012 by Jarrod Boyle
Q: What’s the difference between a shame and a pity?
A: If a busload of lawyers goes over a cliff, and there are no survivors, that’s known as a pity. If there were any empty seats, that’s a shame.
Lawyer Joke
Posted in Jokes on July 22, 2012 by Jarrod BoyleQ: What’s the difference between a lawyer and a vulture?
A: The lawyer gets frequent flyer miles.
Lawyer Joke
Posted in Jokes on July 15, 2012 by Jarrod BoyleQ: What do you throw to a drowning lawyer?
A: His partners.
Recidivist Footballer
Posted in Jokes, Observation, Reading, Ridiculous curiosity with tags Australian Rules Football, Brendan Fevola, Dick Head, Football, mark twain on July 11, 2012 by Jarrod Boyle
“It is better to keep your mouth closed and be thought a fool than to open it and remove all doubt.”
- Mark Twain
Positive Criticism
Posted in Jokes with tags Being an ass-hole, Julie Hock on October 9, 2011 by Jarrod BoylePearls of wisdom from the older generation, posted here for the general improvement of male readers everywhere:
“There comes a time in a man’s life, say, your age (indicates Mr Boyle with a pointed teaspoon), when a man really should stop being an ass-hole and grow up and be a man.”
- Julie Hock, inculcating your author on the finer points of male comportment.
