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Malheureusement, je suis aussi Charlie Hebdo
Posted in Jokes, Journalism, Observation, Pretensions toward cultural theory, Real Men, Statement of intention with tags cartoon, Charlie Hebdo, freedom of speech, mohammed, Paris massacre on January 14, 2015 by Jarrod Boyle
Doomsday Preparation and Reality-Based Self-Defence
Posted in Jokes, Journalism, Real Men, Ridiculous curiosity with tags Fight! Magazine, International Kickboxer Magazine, Jarrah Loh, Liam Neeson, martial arts, reality-based self-defence, Taken film on July 15, 2014 by Jarrod Boyle
Jarrah Loh being throttled by Royce Gracie
“Doomsday preppers and people like that… they want someone to kidnap their kids so they can go kick some ass.”
-Jarrah Loh, editor of International Kickboxer and Fight! Magazine speaking on the subject of ‘extreme’ members of the martial arts community.
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Perfect Day
Posted in Fitness, Jokes with tags beach, Middle Park pier, old school, Olympia Gymnasium, Paul Johnston, perfect day, Tony Kimonides on January 14, 2014 by Jarrod Boyle
Paul Johnston, proprietor of Olympia Gym, is visible sticking his head out the front door to find out why the hell I was standing in the middle of the street, staring at my iPhone.
It was 42 degrees today. I hit the weights at the great Olympia gym in South Melbourne and then went and splashed around at the beach near Middle Park pier. Perfect holidays are made of this.
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Best Lawyer Joke Ever!
Posted in Jokes with tags jokes, Julie Hock, Lawyers, Scottish Brothel on February 11, 2013 by Jarrod BoyleWith thanks to Julie Hock.
The madam opened the brothel door and in walked a young man.
“May I help you sir?” she asked. Continue reading
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Amazing Porn
Posted in Film, Jokes, Pornography on December 6, 2012 by Jarrod Boylehttp://video.xnxx.com/video2980836/amber_deluca
This is the most stone-cold bizarre – and remarkable – porn I have seen. I’m not sure what it is that I like best about it; perhaps it is the scenario, the performances, the amazing stunts or the soundtrack.
It has, however, alerted me to the fact that I must be a very boring, mundane person in the boudoir.
WARNING: This is pornography. Do not watch if you are under eighteen, offended by graphic representations of sex, yadda yadda.
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Lawyer Joke
Posted in Jokes on August 12, 2012 by Jarrod Boyle
How do you get a group of personal injury lawyers to smile for a picture?
Just say “Fees!”
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Socrates' Wisdom: Truth, Gossip and its Relationship to His Wife
Posted in Jokes with tags Socrates on August 12, 2012 by Jarrod Boyle
Keep this in mind the next time you are about to repeat a rumour or spread gossip.
In ancient Greece (469 – 399 BC), Socrates was widely lauded for his wisdom. One day an acquaintance ran up to him excitedly and said, “Socrates, do you know what I just heard about Diogenes?” Continue reading
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Lawyer Joke
Posted in Jokes with tags Lawyers, scum on July 30, 2012 by Jarrod BoyleQ: What’s the difference between a lawyer and an onion?
A: You cry when you cut up an onion.
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Lawyer Joke
Posted in Jokes on July 27, 2012 by Jarrod Boyle
Q: What’s the difference between a shame and a pity?
A: If a busload of lawyers goes over a cliff, and there are no survivors, that’s known as a pity. If there were any empty seats, that’s a shame.
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Lawyer Joke
Posted in Jokes on July 22, 2012 by Jarrod BoyleQ: What’s the difference between a lawyer and a vulture?
A: The lawyer gets frequent flyer miles.
Theme Park at its Darkest 