Archive for the Jokes Category

Malheureusement, je suis aussi Charlie Hebdo

Posted in Jokes, Journalism, Observation, Pretensions toward cultural theory, Real Men, Statement of intention with tags , , , , on January 14, 2015 by Jarrod Boyle

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I really don’t want to do this, but you gotta put your money where your mouth is…

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Doomsday Preparation and Reality-Based Self-Defence

Posted in Jokes, Journalism, Real Men, Ridiculous curiosity with tags , , , , , , on July 15, 2014 by Jarrod Boyle
Jarrah Loh being throttled by Royce Gracie

Jarrah Loh being throttled by Royce Gracie

“Doomsday preppers and people like that… they want someone to kidnap their kids so they can go kick some ass.”

-Jarrah Loh, editor of International Kickboxer and Fight! Magazine speaking on the subject of ‘extreme’ members of the martial arts community.

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Perfect Day

Posted in Fitness, Jokes with tags , , , , , , on January 14, 2014 by Jarrod Boyle
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Paul Johnston, proprietor of Olympia Gym, is visible sticking his head out the front door to find out why the hell I was standing in the middle of the street, staring at my iPhone.

It was 42 degrees today. I hit the weights at the great Olympia gym in South Melbourne and then went and splashed around at the beach near Middle Park pier. Perfect holidays are made of this.

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Best Lawyer Joke Ever!

Posted in Jokes with tags , , , on February 11, 2013 by Jarrod Boyle

With thanks to Julie Hock.

The madam opened the brothel door and in walked a young man.

“May I help you sir?” she asked. Continue reading

Amazing Porn

Posted in Film, Jokes, Pornography on December 6, 2012 by Jarrod Boyle

http://video.xnxx.com/video2980836/amber_deluca

This is the most stone-cold bizarre – and remarkable – porn I have seen. I’m not sure what it is that I like best about it; perhaps it is the scenario, the performances, the amazing stunts or the soundtrack.

It has, however, alerted me to the fact that I must be a very boring, mundane person in the boudoir.

WARNING: This is pornography. Do not watch if you are under eighteen, offended by graphic representations of sex,  yadda yadda.

Lawyer Joke

Posted in Jokes on August 12, 2012 by Jarrod Boyle

 

How do you get a group of personal injury lawyers to smile for a picture?

Just say “Fees!”

 

Socrates' Wisdom: Truth, Gossip and its Relationship to His Wife

Posted in Jokes with tags on August 12, 2012 by Jarrod Boyle

Keep this in mind the next time you are about to repeat a rumour or spread gossip.

In ancient Greece (469 – 399 BC), Socrates was widely lauded for his wisdom.

 One day an acquaintance ran up to him excitedly and said, “Socrates, do you know what I just heard about Diogenes?”

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