Q: What’s the difference between a lawyer and an onion?
A: You cry when you cut up an onion.
Archive for July, 2012
Lawyer Joke
Posted in Jokes with tags Lawyers, scum on July 30, 2012 by Jarrod Boyle
Steve 'Superkick' Vick
Posted in Journalism, Kickboxing with tags 'John' Wayne Parr, Alex Tui, Bruce Lee, Chinto Mordillo, Hector Pena, ISKA, Jean-Yves Theriault, Jerry 'Golden Boy' Trimble, K1, K1 Max, Karate, Mahummad Ali, Mr Ishii, Muay Thai, Rubin Urquidez, Sherdog, Steve Vick, Tae Kwon Do, world champion on July 30, 2012 by Jarrod Boyle
Steve Vick was one of the true pioneers of Australian kickboxing. He is best remembered for a fight that took place on the undercard of the infamous Dennis Alexio / Stan ‘The Man’ Longinidis undercard at the Melbourne Sports and Entertainment Center in 1992. Vick fought Hector Pena for a world title over twelve rounds. Many believe it to have been the best kickboxing fight this country has ever seen. Continue reading
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Magic Mike
Posted in Film on July 29, 2012 by Jarrod Boyle
This is exactly the kind of film I want to see when I go to the movies. Continue reading
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Lawyer Joke
Posted in Jokes on July 27, 2012 by Jarrod Boyle
Q: What’s the difference between a shame and a pity?
A: If a busload of lawyers goes over a cliff, and there are no survivors, that’s known as a pity. If there were any empty seats, that’s a shame.
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'I Am The Joker'
Posted in Film, Observation with tags Batman, Christopher and Jonathan Nolan, Ground Zero, Heath Ledger, James Holmes, The Dark Knight, The Dark Knight Rises, The Joker on July 26, 2012 by Jarrod Boyle
The Dark Knight Rises is an above average-action film, and certainly enjoyable. The first thing that came to my lips was, ‘It’s not as good as the last one’, but the truth is, The Dark Knight was something entirely different from the other films in the trilogy. Continue reading
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Lawyer Joke
Posted in Jokes on July 22, 2012 by Jarrod BoyleQ: What’s the difference between a lawyer and a vulture?
A: The lawyer gets frequent flyer miles.
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Close Personal Protection
Posted in Fiction with tags ambulance, AS baton, Beat It, body-guard, cockerspaniel, first aid, Glock, Michael Jackson, Stabbing, VL Commodore, Windsor knot on July 22, 2012 by Jarrod Boyle
I like Mr. Gianarelli. He’s a nice guy, but anyone doing my job tonight would be nervous. Paul was late coming back from the armed cash delivery, which meant I’d have to start alone. Continue reading
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Lawyer Joke
Posted in Jokes on July 15, 2012 by Jarrod BoyleQ: What do you throw to a drowning lawyer?
A: His partners.
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John Pilger vs the American Psycho
Posted in Film, Observation with tags Baudrillard, Bunuel, Chuck Liddell, Colombiana, colonel kurtz, Dali, Game of Thrones, George Miller, John Pilger, La Femme Nikita, Lethal Weapon, Luc Besson, Mel Gibson, Melbourne International Film Festival, psychopath, Rampage Jackson, Ransom, Sam Peckinpah, Shakespeare, Stanley Kubrick, Straw Dogs, Taxi Driver, The Deer Hunter, The Hurt Locker, The New Statesman, The Patriot, The Wild Bunch, Tolstoy, UFC, violence on screen, Violent films, W.B. Yeats on July 15, 2012 by Jarrod Boyle
John Pilger, journalist and documentarian, criticized the film [The Hurt Locker] in The New Statesman, writing that “it offers a vicarious thrill via yet another standard-issue psychopath high on violence in somebody else’s country where the deaths of a million people are consigned to cinematic oblivion.” He compared the praise given to The Hurt Locker to the accolades given to 1978’s The Deer Hunter.[42] Continue reading
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Recidivist Footballer
Posted in Jokes, Observation, Reading, Ridiculous curiosity with tags Australian Rules Football, Brendan Fevola, Dick Head, Football, mark twain on July 11, 2012 by Jarrod Boyle
“It is better to keep your mouth closed and be thought a fool than to open it and remove all doubt.”
– Mark Twain
Theme Park at its Darkest 