There is something confronting about the disembodied voice of a stranger on the telephone, particularly when it’s someone you may fall in love with. Continue reading
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The Worst First Date in the History of the World
Posted in Fiction, sexual misadventure, Writing with tags Baby arm, Disaster first dates, Frankston on October 9, 2018 by Jarrod Boyle
The Day I Became an Urban Legend or The Cautionary Tale of a Cock-Ring Gone Awry
Posted in sexual misadventure with tags Alfred Hospital, chlamidiya, cock ring, dead kitten, penicilin, personal trainer, radiographer, ultrasound, urologist on June 13, 2016 by Jarrod Boyle
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“What’s wrong with you?” asked the triage nurse at the Alfred Hospital as I manouvered myself into a seat – I had to be mindful not to sit on my balls because they had become so large and distended. Continue reading
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The Day I Became An Urban Legend or The Cautionary Tale of a Cock-Ring Gone Awry
Posted in sexual misadventure with tags arnica, Brazil nut, cancer, cock ring, gynecologist, hospital, hot water bottle, radiographer, scrotum, testicle, Uber, ultrasound, urologist on June 13, 2016 by Jarrod Boyle
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One night in recent times, I fell asleep with the ring on, and happened to cross my legs. Things seemed in order when I awoke, but later that day, my left testicle began to swell. Continue reading
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The Day I Became an Urban Legend or The Cautionary Tale of a Cock-Ring Gone Awry
Posted in sexual misadventure with tags Alfred Hospital, Breda, cock ring, coprophilia, Holland, orgasm, pirate's earring, Pornography, sex shop, stainless steel, urologist, zoophilia on June 11, 2016 by Jarrod Boyle
It wasn’t until afterwards that the hospital urologist explained the cock ring was incidental to the actual injury.
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You would think that when I purchased my first cock ring all the way back in 2008, the shopkeeper would have warned me of the risks. Continue reading
Theme Park at its Darkest 