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The Day I Became an Urban Legend or The Cautionary Tale of a Cock-Ring Gone Awry

Posted in sexual misadventure with tags , , , , , , , , on June 13, 2016 by Jarrod Boyle

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“What’s wrong with you?” asked the triage nurse at the Alfred Hospital as I manouvered myself into a seat – I had to be mindful not to sit on my balls because they had become so large and distended. Continue reading

The Day I Became An Urban Legend or The Cautionary Tale of a Cock-Ring Gone Awry

Posted in sexual misadventure with tags , , , , , , , , , , , , on June 13, 2016 by Jarrod Boyle

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One night in recent times, I fell asleep with the ring on, and happened to cross my legs. Things seemed in order when I awoke, but later that day, my left testicle began to swell. Continue reading

The Day I Became an Urban Legend or The Cautionary Tale of a Cock-Ring Gone Awry

Posted in sexual misadventure with tags , , , , , , , , , , , on June 11, 2016 by Jarrod Boyle

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It wasn’t until afterwards that the hospital urologist explained the cock ring was incidental to the actual injury.

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You would think that when I purchased my first cock ring all the way back in 2008, the shopkeeper would have warned me of the risks. Continue reading

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