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“I’ve told you more than I tell my psychiatrist,” Pat continued.
“How much do pay him?”
“Her. About the same as what one of you people charge.”
“She doesn’t tell you what you want to hear, does she?”
“Unfortunately, no.” Continue reading
Theme Parks and Obstacle Courses – a Novel
Posted in Theme Parks and Obstacle Courses on July 1, 2016 by Jarrod Boyle
The Day I Became an Urban Legend or The Cautionary Tale of a Cock-Ring Gone Awry
Posted in sexual misadventure with tags Alfred Hospital, chlamidiya, cock ring, dead kitten, penicilin, personal trainer, radiographer, ultrasound, urologist on June 13, 2016 by Jarrod Boyle
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“What’s wrong with you?” asked the triage nurse at the Alfred Hospital as I manouvered myself into a seat – I had to be mindful not to sit on my balls because they had become so large and distended. Continue reading
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The Day I Became An Urban Legend or The Cautionary Tale of a Cock-Ring Gone Awry
Posted in sexual misadventure with tags arnica, Brazil nut, cancer, cock ring, gynecologist, hospital, hot water bottle, radiographer, scrotum, testicle, Uber, ultrasound, urologist on June 13, 2016 by Jarrod Boyle
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One night in recent times, I fell asleep with the ring on, and happened to cross my legs. Things seemed in order when I awoke, but later that day, my left testicle began to swell. Continue reading
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The Day I Became an Urban Legend or The Cautionary Tale of a Cock-Ring Gone Awry
Posted in sexual misadventure with tags Alfred Hospital, Breda, cock ring, coprophilia, Holland, orgasm, pirate's earring, Pornography, sex shop, stainless steel, urologist, zoophilia on June 11, 2016 by Jarrod Boyle
It wasn’t until afterwards that the hospital urologist explained the cock ring was incidental to the actual injury.
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You would think that when I purchased my first cock ring all the way back in 2008, the shopkeeper would have warned me of the risks. Continue reading
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Theme Parks and Obstacle Courses – a Novel
Posted in Theme Parks and Obstacle Courses on June 9, 2016 by Jarrod Boyle
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“I am sitting, alone, in a brothel,” he said out loud.
The door slid back; it was the hostess. She carried a pitcher of water and some glasses.
“Hi, Patrick?” she said. “Mind if I sit down?” Continue reading
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Millad Farzad: Fighters Fight!
Posted in Kickboxing, Muay Thai, Real Men with tags Bangkok, Chengrob Pumpanmuang, Daniel Kerr, Diesellek Top King Boxing, Fahmongkon Sor Danjayong, Glory, Imwiset Pornanai, International Kickboxer Magazine, Isuzu Champion, Kunlun Fight, Lumpinee Stadium, Max Muay Thai, Milad Farzad, Nampon Pk Stereo, Peter Boyd, Remy Vectol, Saiyok, Thai Fight, Western Australian Thai Boxing Center, WMC, Yuri Kehl on June 4, 2016 by Jarrod Boyle
International Kickboxer Magazine, May/June 2016
“You have one career and one only – you have to go out there and make it happen. Fight hard and fight often, make a plan and stick to it! Continue reading
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Theme Parks and Obstacle Courses – a Novel
Posted in Theme Parks and Obstacle Courses on June 1, 2016 by Jarrod Boyle
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“Hi,” said the last one. “My name’s Eileen. I’m the new girl.”
“This is true. But the rest of us are only a little used,” said Monique.
“I’m twenty, and I do most things. I’m open to discussion.” Continue reading
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Legends of the Pit: Toby Smith and Roy Wills
Posted in Kickboxing, Martial Arts, Muay Thai, Real Men with tags 'John' Wayne Parr, Blair Smith, Dieselek Topking Boxing, Domination Muay Thai, Eakchanachai Kaewsamrit, Eminent Air, Kaewsamrit Muay Thai gym, Kiatphontip, Kurtis Staiti, Lamnamoon Muay Thai, Max Muay Thai, Muay Thai, Rebellion, Rebellion Muay Thai, Roy Wills, Sangtien Noi, Siam Chai, Thanasak Topking, The Pit, Toby Smith, Warriors of the Mongkon on June 1, 2016 by Jarrod Boyle
International Kickboxer Magazine, May/June 2016
Roy Wills and Toby Smith have been the best of friends most of their lives. They met at kindergarten and have spent much of their time since hanging around, playing sport and going to school together. Continue reading
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Theme Parks and Obstacle Courses – a Novel
Posted in Theme Parks and Obstacle Courses on May 29, 2016 by Jarrod Boyle
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The door opened and in the opening stood Roller Girl. “You don’t need us after all!” she said.
“We will if he strips down,” said Pat, pointing at Wally. Continue reading
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Kurtis Staiti: In The Bloodline
Posted in Kickboxing, Muay Thai with tags Boonchu Cup, Chris Staiti, Corey Nicholson, Frank Giorgi, Karate, Kengsiam, Kiatphontip, Lamnammoon Muay Thai Sor. Sumalee Gym, Mark Staiti, Matrix Muay Thai, Max Muay Thai, Paul Demicoli, Peter Kent, Rob Cox, Sasiprapa Gym, Timur Mamatisakov, Wayne Parr, WBC title, WMC title on May 18, 2016 by Jarrod Boyle
International Kickboxer Magazine, March/April 2016
Kurt Staiti has the advantage of coming from a close-knit family of Muay Thai addicts. His uncle is Mark Staiti, who was introduced to Peter Kent, head trainer of Matrix Muay Thai, by Chris Staiti, Kurt’s father. Continue reading
Theme Park at its Darkest 