Pearls of wisdom from the older generation, posted here for the general improvement of male readers everywhere:
“There comes a time in a man’s life, say, your age (indicates Mr Boyle with a pointed teaspoon), when a man really should stop being an ass-hole and grow up and be a man.”
– Julie Hock, inculcating your author on the finer points of male comportment.
Theme Park at its Darkest 