Q: What do you throw to a drowning lawyer?
A: His partners.
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Lawyer Joke
Posted in Jokes on July 15, 2012 by Jarrod Boyle
Recidivist Footballer
Posted in Jokes, Observation, Reading, Ridiculous curiosity with tags Australian Rules Football, Brendan Fevola, Dick Head, Football, mark twain on July 11, 2012 by Jarrod Boyle
“It is better to keep your mouth closed and be thought a fool than to open it and remove all doubt.”
– Mark Twain
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Positive Criticism
Posted in Jokes with tags Being an ass-hole, Julie Hock on October 9, 2011 by Jarrod BoylePearls of wisdom from the older generation, posted here for the general improvement of male readers everywhere:
“There comes a time in a man’s life, say, your age (indicates Mr Boyle with a pointed teaspoon), when a man really should stop being an ass-hole and grow up and be a man.”
– Julie Hock, inculcating your author on the finer points of male comportment.
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Dirty Joke
Posted in Jokes on September 15, 2011 by Jarrod BoylePeurile, but effective! With thanks to Ian Rizzo.
A School Girl says, “Mummy, I know where
babies come from!”
The Mum replies’ “Where’s that then, Sweetie?”
The girl says, “Mummy and Daddy take their clothes off and daddy’s thingy sort of sticks out and mummy puts it in her mouth and
sucks it and that is how you get babies!”
Shaking her head, the Mum says, “Darling that is so sweet, but that’s not how we get babies; that’s how we get flowers, jewelry,
clothes and shoes!”
Theme Park at its Darkest 