Benjey Zimmerman

Posted in Kickboxing, Martial Arts, MMA, Real Men with tags , , , , , , , , , , , , on February 8, 2016 by Jarrod Boyle

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When did you retire? What made you decide it was time?

I believe that passion is the main ingredient of being successful. I lost my passion after some heavy injuries and disappointment in decisions by management. Continue reading

Theme Parks and Obstacle Courses – A Novel

Posted in Theme Parks and Obstacle Courses on February 3, 2016 by Jarrod Boyle

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“So you stayed in hospital until you recovered, and literally walked out the doors and got on a plane to Australia?” Continue reading

Ice-Induced Psychotic Episode A (More or Less) True Story

Posted in Fiction on January 30, 2016 by Jarrod Boyle

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“Do you want to come in the ambulance with your partner?”

“Fuck no! He’s not my partner. He’s my housemate.” Continue reading

Wonder Woman Should Join the Lingerie Football League

Posted in Journalism, Love letters, Observation, Pretensions toward cultural theory, Real Men, Ridiculous curiosity with tags , , , , , , , , , on January 27, 2016 by Jarrod Boyle

I have come late to the Lingerie Football League. Like most things of this nature, it appeared on my Facebook feed courtesy of my good friend and arbiter of all things that ride the cutting edge of bad taste, Matt Samartzis. Continue reading

Theme Parks and Obstacle Courses – A Novel

Posted in Theme Parks and Obstacle Courses on January 26, 2016 by Jarrod Boyle

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“Patrick. Good afternoon.” Pat’s psychiatrist stood in the doorway wearing a white shirt, a black skirt and black, patent-leather pumps. The doorknob she rested her hand on was the same colour as the gold bracelet on her wrist. “Would you like to come through?” Continue reading

Theme Parks and Obstacle Courses – A Novel

Posted in Theme Parks and Obstacle Courses on January 25, 2016 by Jarrod Boyle

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“The things you’re talking about, your weight and your body hair, they’re superficial things,” said Dr Helen.

“You sound like somebody’s mum,” said Pat. “Maybe they don’t ‘really’ matter,” He supplied quotation marks with his fore-and index fingers, “But they’d sure as hell matter to a tight, blonde, fat-chested English backpacker-come-barmaid like that.” Continue reading

Ice-Induced Psychotic Episode – A (More or Less) True Story

Posted in Fiction on January 19, 2016 by Jarrod Boyle

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“It’s hopeless!” he said, and when he lifted his face, he was crying.

“What’s hopeless?” I asked.

“I feel so empty!” he said. “I just want it all to end!” Continue reading

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